The Good:
My tutoring job is going well, and I get to wear this cool lanyard around my neck that has my mugshot attached to it--Brandon Sayre: WRITING CENTER.
I've mastered Hamburger Helper.
The cricket infestation seems to have lapsed with the changing of the season.
My apartment no longer resembles a kennel.
My life is not a Dawson's Creek episode.
Stephen Colbert's book, I am America (And so can you!)
Dr. Rankin's explanations of colloquialisms during class: "I think it has something to do with mothers and copulating..."
The Bad:
There's an Air Force base a few miles from my apartment, so I occasionally wake up under the impression that Abilene is under siege. Still, it's preferable to the fresh small of dog food in the morning, compliments of the Purina plant located a mile or so from OC.
I eat Hamburger Helper.
I can't sleep.
I don't live in Lawrence during our greatest football season since the Glen Mason era.
The fact that Abilene makes Edmond seem a veritable paradise by comparison.
The Ugly:
I live in West Texas. The desolation has yet to endear itself to me.
Learning the price of air conditioning...the hard way.
Texas state pride: "What starts here changes the world."
4 comments:
But Brandon--Everything's bigger in Texas!
And you're mean!
aww, i'm glad to hear that your version of the dawson's creek soap opera has finally been taken off the air. for your sake. though, i will miss making you pancakes.
so sorry.... you need to expand your cooking, kid
Do you need a cookbook, Mr. Sayre?
PS: Why no sleep?
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