Back to the Barrens

I realize it's been a while since The Soothsayre has publicly posted sooth. I futher realize that this is unacceptable to several of you. This is indeed a negligence of my role in life. Ergo, I humbly comply to the demands of the masses (the handful/the elect):

I'm back in Abilene. Excited? Ummm....

PLACES MORE SCENIC THAN ABILENE, TX.:

#1 Mordor, Middle Earth

"One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its black gates are guarded by more than just orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." --Boromir of Gondor

#2 Mos Eisley Spaceport, Tatooine

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious." --Obi-Wan Kenobi

#3 Dante's Inferno, Hades

It's hell, folks.

#4 Kansas State University, Manhattan KS

...Okay, that's way too far. My most sincere apologies, Mighty Armpit of the Lonestar State.

More to come soon...